Smile as if you were a child =)

Sigo la búsqueda… pero hay que andarse con cuatro ojos porque como puedan te timan :S. Hoy sospechosamente he recibido dos correos (no hace falta que los leáis, simplemente es para demostrar que son igualitos, incluso tienen los mismos muebles las chavalas).

- El primero de Emily Cambell:

Hello ,

THE APARTMENT BOASTS: 1300 Square FeetInternet/Cable Ready Brand New Washer & Dryer in the apartment Huge Windows in the entire Apt/Lots of Light Dishwasher Living Room is Furnished w/2 pc Sectional Jennifer Convertible Couch; Denon Surround Sound Speakers Gourmet Style Kitchen open into the Living Room Hardwood Floor,12″ CeilingsTHE ROOM: Master Bedroom FURNISHED; Be Ready to provide 1stmont h rent 450 pounds(bills inclusive),security deposit 500 pounds(refundable) 12″ Ceilings; 12 X 6 2 Huge Windows with a great View Huge Walk-in Closet with Storage space on top Internet and Cable Ready You really have to see the apartment to believe it. This will go fast You should be: Mature, Clean, Considerate, Responsible Male/Female And All The Other Things You Would Want In A Roommate

*IMPORTANT PLEASE READ CAREFULLY:
You Will Have Your Own Private Bedroom Literally 12′x6′ Which Does Comfortably Fit A Twin, Full, or Queen Sized Bed.Each room in the apartment Has A Built In Closet, A Large Window (i.e. Natural Day Light), A Small Desk, High Speed Wireless Internet, and Your Own Independent Digital Cable Connection w/500+ Channels (In Your Room)….
The whole apartment You Will Rent Is furnished, The Apartment Is Completely Furnished And Beautiful. We Do Not Need Any Common Area Furniture.

I am Very Organized, Busy But Also Very Laid Back And Clean Individual Very Respectful Of Each Other�s Space & Privacy. The Walls Are Thick So The Room & Apartment Are Very Quiet & Peaceful.

All Utilities Including High Speed Wireless Roadrunner Internet Throughout The Apartment, Maxed Out Digital Cable TV w/All Premium Stations (In Your Room & Living Room), Central Air Con., Electricity, Central Heating, and Gas Are Included w/Rent.
There Is A Apartment Lease Agreement. I Would Like To Show You My Apartment So Please Shoot Me An Email

Hope to read from you as soon as possible
Regards
Emily……..

-El segundo de una tal Rebecca Jane Dagg (con su foto de pasaporte incluso):

Hello ,
The place is located on, 3 Rathbone Street, Central London/Oxford Street, W1T 1LB
THE APARTMENT BOASTS: 1300 Square Feet
Quiet; 15 Min to 2 or 3 express train
Internet/Cable Ready
Brand New Washer & Dryer in the apartment
Huge Windows in the entire Apt/Lots of Light
Dishwasher
Living Room is Furnished w/2 pc Sectional Jennifer Convertible Couch; Denon Surround Sound Speakers
Gourmet Style Kitchen open into the Living Room
Hardwood Floor,12″ Ceilings

THE ROOM: Master Bedroom FURNISHED; Be Ready to provide 1stmonth rent 600 pounds(bills inclusive),security deposit 300 pounds(refundable)
12″ Ceilings; 12 X 6
2 Huge Windows with a great View
Huge Walk-in Closet with Storage space on top
Internet and Cable Ready
You really have to see the
apartment to believe it. This will go fast
You should be:
Mature, Clean, Considerate, Responsible Male/Female And All The Other Things You Would Want In A Roommate

*IMPORTANT PLEASE READ CAREFULLY:
You Will Have Your Own Private Bedroom Literally 12′x6′ Which Does Comfortably Fit A Twin, Full, or Queen Sized Bed.Each room in the apartment Has A Built In Closet, A Large Window (i.e. Natural Day Light), A Small Desk, High Speed Wireless Internet, and Your Own Independent Digital Cable Connection w/500+ Channels (In Your Room).
The whole apartment You Will Rent Is furnished, The Apartment Is Completely Furnished And Beautiful. We Do Not Need Any Common Area Furniture.
I am Very Organized, Busy But Also Very Laid
Back And Clean Individual Very Respectful Of Each Other’s Space & Privacy. The Walls Are Thick So The Room & Apartment Are Very Quiet & Peaceful.
All Utilities Including High Speed Wireless Roadrunner Internet Throughout The Apartment, Maxed
Out Digital Cable TV w/All Premium Stations (In Your Room & Living Room), Central Air Con., Electricity, Central Heating, and Gas Are Included w/Rent.
There Is A Apartment Lease Agreement

Cheers,
Rebecca

Creo que lo único que cambia de uno a otro es el formato y la despedida, lo cual mosquea bastante. Más aún cuando a la tal Rebecca le digo que no puedo permitirme ese precio y sospechosamente y sin conocerme de nada es tan buena gente la chavala que me lo rebaja a 400 libras porque sólo quiere mi compañía. Eso sí, atención a la respuesta cuando le pregunto si un amigo puede ir a visitar el piso:

“i am so sorry i cant allow your friend visit the apartment…I dont deal with third parties…I deal with my potential flat mates alone…I had a bad experience about that once and i wouldn’t wanna make that mistake again…..

Thats why i sent you the picture page of my passport so there wouldn’t be any benefit of doubts……For you to ask your friend to visit the apartment on your behalf connotes doubt…So if you cant do this my way,i think we wont be able to proceed”

Y Emily no iba a ser menos:

“Got your email am at the office now i will really be a nice idea if your friend can come and view it…..but due to my job scendul i dont think we can make that possbile arrangement for now also  i want to note that if you want me to make the reservation of the room for you till you come to to london i can but i need to know more about you before we can know proceed to the next level ….. becuse i need to informed my lawyer about this ? i will prefer to say that there is an agreement that we need to make before the payment can comence .”